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SIMON ’GHOST’ RILEY + skull balaclava + black eye makeup
CALL OF DUTY: MODERN WARFARE 2that’s my little meow meow
Starting off my commissions with a WIP portrait of the beautiful Maelle Sora Lavellan!
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Naruto *looking at a map of suna*: It really is a featureless, barren wasteland out here, isn’t it?
Gaara: other side, Naruto
Tenten: Wait, what time is it?
Lee: I don’t know, pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out
Lee: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*
Neji: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING
Lee: It’s 2 am
Team 7’s Alternative Reunion with Sasuke.
Naruto: SASUKE!
Sasuke: …
Naruto: SASUKE!
Sasuke: *ignores Naruto and starts walking away with Orochimaru and Kabuto*
Sai: *starts patting Naruto’s shoulder and then he starts lowering his hands until they reach his butt*
Naruto: SASU-aaaahh! Sai! That’s my butt! Why the hell are you touching my butt?!
Sasuke: *stops walking away and turns around to look at the new Team 7*
Sai: Come on, now. *fake smile* He left you. Don’t tell me you don’t want to have some fun with me.
Sai grabs Naruto’s butt again and brings his body right on top of his. Naruto pushes him off of him.
Naruto: DO I LOOK LIKE THE KIND OF GUY WHO WOULD CHEAT ON HIS BOYFRIEND?!
Sai leers at him.
Sai: Yes.
Sai tries to grab Naruto’s butt again and kiss him. But, Naruto pulls back and tries to shove him off of him again.
Sakura: Naruto! Sai, leave him alone!
Captain Yamato: Sai, stop! This game isn’t funny.
Naruto: SAI! QUIT IT!
Sasuke: HEY! I THINK YOU BETTER KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF OF MY LOSER! ONLY I GET TO TOUCH HIS BUTT! IF YOU DON’T STOP… I’M GOING TO KILL YOU!
Naruto: Sasuke! You do care!
Captain Yamato: *I don’t think I signed up for this kind of teen drama*
Naruto as Michael Scott
Naruto:
Sasuke:
Sakura:
Kakashi:
Itachi:
Lee:
Ino:
Shizune:
Hinata:
Deidara:
Hiruzen Sarutobi:
Guy:
Akatsuki:
Orochimaru:
